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tore up since birth

thefeelingsaregood replied to your post: i’m listening to jls this is a new low　

(I listen to Pitbull because he reminds me of Benzema)

i don’t even know what to say to that :’)

sallyjessyrofl replied to your post: i’m listening to jls this is a new low　

That’s a good song man no denying it

a true masterpiece 

stannisneedsahug:

1. stannis baratheon spent his life trying to be more noble than his gross brother and his reward was jon arryn trying to send the repulsive sweetrobin to dragonstone to foster
2. one time stannis baratheon went to a whorehouse to see robert’s baby and was like ‘oh this bastard child is so cute and not covered in grey rotting facial scales like my baby was’
3. literally the best thing that has ever happened to stannis baratheon was meeting an evil vagina monster
4. once when he asked robert why he didn’t get to rule storm’s end, robert just looked at him and laughed and laughed and laughed until his face was covered in robert-spit and then they just sort of ate dinner in silence
5. the only song sung about stannis baratheon is an allegorical ballad about a grumpy lobster with no friends
6. stannis is often woken in the middle of the night by patchface sliding under the covers to croon a sad sad song into his ear
7. there is room under the covers because selyse has not slept in stannis’s bed in years
8. this one time walder frey was desperately looking for a girl to marry off one of his kids to and he looked at shireen and was like ‘noooooope, not good enough’
9. back when they were young strapping lads, renly got more pussy than stannis did
10. and the saddest fact of all: stannis baratheon’s only friend is davos seaworth

i’m listening to jls this is a new low